Please call me Crystal. I dwell in Alaska and musical theatre is one of my favorite things. There's a lot of variety on my blog; feel free to enjoy at your leisure. Female pronouns please (she/her/hers)





I am a woman. I am a practicing attorney. I am the only woman in my office over the age of 35 who doesn’t color her hair. I have some gray, but not a lot yet, and I never seriously considered coloring my hair until this job. I don’t want to: it’s expensive and a pain in the ass to keep up. About a year ago, I was in court, and a female attorney walked in with curly, bobbed, naturally gray hair, and her mere act of publicly displaying her natural hair color seemed not just unusual but defiant. Meanwhile many men in my office and in the courts have gray hair, and I doubt anyone thinks twice about it.

What a beautiful photoset of women. Women we don’t often see portrayed in the media, but these are, indeed, women — just as grey-haired men are men.

I can’t wait for grey. I hope it’s more on the white side.

(Source: violenceandscience)


Your name is SI ICE KING.

As your name indicates, you are the KING OF COOL. Your CROWN allows you to master the POWER OF FROST, which comes in handy when you live alone in an ice mountain with penguins. Well, mostly alone. You don’t like to think about the SPIRIT ABOMINATIONS that used to plague your house before your BEST BOSOM FINN trapped them in the basement. Especially since they’re still everywhere else. Watching. Judging. You can see them with your WIZARD EYES.

Ice isn’t the only cool thing you can create, though. When the mood strikes you, you like to play MAD BEATS on your drums, and you fancy yourself a LYRICIST. You can never hope to be as great a lyricist as MARCELINE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN, of course. You don’t really REMEMBER why, but you think she is the MOST MATHEMATICAL PERSON EVER.

Your interests also include WRITING FANFICTION OF THE ROMANTIC PERSUASION. It’s quite good. The ladies love it. Or at least that’s what you keep telling yourself when you’re not too busy being SAD AND MISERABLE. Fortunately, you can always KIDNAP A PRINCESS OR TWO to make yourself feel better.

You really are CRAZY SICK. In more ways than one.

What will you do?

leslieeknopes and hitchhikingonthetardis asked: HUFFLEPUFF or RAVENCLAW
"You might belong in Hufflepuff where they are just and loyal. Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil." 

(Source: jbaggles)



So I decided to take photos of all the lace saris. I also wanted to pair some of them up with my corsets, on top of them. 

Oh my god T.T
Why are you so beautiful?!


destroy the idea that lily is constantly scolding james

destroy the idea that lily is hermione from the 70s

destroy the idea that lily is the polar opposite of james

destroy the idea that lily is “too strong” to cry

destroy the idea that lily is prone to physical or verbal abuse

destroy fanon lily potter 2k14



"Grandma say cheese …"

This Is so cute.